Tobias Handke – Next Luxury https://nextluxury.com The Online Men's Magazine Sun, 15 Oct 2023 22:27:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.2 https://nextluxury.com/wp-content/uploads/favicon.png Tobias Handke – Next Luxury https://nextluxury.com 32 32 26 Best Sex Podcasts Sure To Improve Your Performance https://nextluxury.com/mens-lifestyle-advice/best-sex-podcasts/ Wed, 11 Oct 2023 17:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=267883 …]]> Nobody is perfect in the sack. No matter how much sex you have had, or how great you think you are, there is always more to learn. This includes everything from how to last longer, the best way to share your sexual fantasies with your partner without feeling judged, and learning some new tricks to keep your partner pleasured. There are many ways you can go about acquiring more knowledge. You can read a book or watch educational videos (not porn mind you), or do as we do and listen to one of these best sex podcasts.

This is one of the best ways to go about it as you can literally listen anywhere and you don’t have to worry about anybody judging you. Unlike reading where people can see what book you are consuming, listening to a podcast is an anonymous feeling. So what are the best sex podcasts? Read on to discover our favorites and where you can listen to them. Your partner will thank you. 

1. Sex With Emily

best sex podcasts

Sexpert Emily Morse’s podcast started life as a Sirius XM radio show, which you can now listen to twice a week as a podcast via your favorite streaming service. The #1 ranked sex podcast on iTunes, Sex With Emily has been offering listeners advice on everything and anything sex-related for over 15 years.

Some of the conversations she has had recently include how to build sexual tension, anal tips and prostate play, and doggy-style tricks and performance tips. This is your one-stop sex solution podcast sure to provide all the answers. 

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2. In Bed With Nick & Megan

In Bed With Nick & Megan

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have been together for over two decades, which is an eternity in Hollywood. The duo records their podcast from their actual bedroom (hence the name In Bed With Nick & Megan) and dive into all sorts of intimate topics concerning marriage, love, and of course, sex.

They are not afraid to speak about their own experiences as a couple and often have a special celebrity guest. The likes of actor Alex Baldwin, comedian Margaret Cho, and singer Demi Lovato have all jumped into bed with the pair and appeared on the podcast. The only downer is the podcast finished up at the end of 2020, but it is still worth your time.

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3. Shameless Sex

Shameless Sex

Have questions about bringing in a third person, need some help planning an orgy, or wondering what the best orgasms are? The Shameless Sex Podcast has you covered. This fantastic and helpful show provides great information about everything sex-related, including BDSM, role-playing, and fetishes.

Sex toy mogul and motivational speaker April teams with Sex and Relationship Coach and Sex Educator Amy to host the Shameless Sex Podcast. Amy and April seek to educate listeners about sexual empowerment, shame-free intimacy, and self-love. They use personal experiences and stories to draw in listeners, allowing you to feel comfortable exploring your sexuality. 

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4. Ask Women Podcast

Ask Women Podcast

There is no better way to know what a woman wants than by asking her. If you are a little hesitant to ask her about pegging, this podcast will provide you with all the answers. Dating coach and comic Marni Kinrys and Kristen Carney will answer all your questions about what women really want, with weekly special guests shining a light on a different subject.

They even talked to the great Stone Cold Steve Austin during one episode about how to get a woman to do what you want! Whether you are looking for tips on talking dirty or how to get out of the friend zone, the Ask Women podcast has you covered. 

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5. Where Should We Begin? With Esther Perel

Where Should We Begin with Esther Perel

Where Should We Begin? with Ester Perel is a fascinating podcast dealing with real-life couples that have come to the famed therapist for help. In the latest season, Perel helps a couple deal with the guilt and happiness they encountered through being unfaithful to each other.

It’s not just couples that come to her for assistance either. Perel helps a group of childhood friends struggling with friendship in adulthood. The couples open up, discussing their relationships honestly, giving the listener a great insight into their connection. Perel also revisits past couples to see how they’re doing since last appearing on the podcast. She presents the series in a way that allows the listener to reflect on their own relationship and grow as a person. 

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6. Bawdy Storytelling

Bawdy Storytelling

Founded and hosted by Dixie De La Tour, The Bawdy Storytelling Podcast takes listeners on an erotic journey through real-life tales of everyday people and world-famous rockstars. These funny, deep, and complex stories contain real-life sex adventures.

These intense stories don’t come from the mind of a writer or comedian – they are steamy stories that come from the mouths of those who lived them. Relive these guests’ hottest and sexiest stories as they advise listeners while making them feel hot and bothered under the collar. 

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7. Talk About Gay Sex

Talk About Gay Sex

This won’t be for everyone, but if you swing towards your own gender then this is the podcast for you. As the name suggests, Talk About Gay Sex is all about homoerotic love. Host Steve V and co-hosts Jeremy Ross Lopez and Lincoln are joined by weekly guests as they break down all manner of topics related to gay sex.

Recent episodes have seen the pod chat about erotic massage tips, does size matter, masturbation clubs, and sexting. The podcast is a safe space without judgment where anything goes and will put you at ease while listening. 

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8. Angela Yee’s Lip Service

Angela Yee’s Lip Service

If Angela Yee’s name sounds familiar, it is because she was one of the hosts of the nationally syndicated radio show The Breakfast Club. Along with being part of the hip-hop community, Yee has her own podcast where she chats to hip-hop and R&B stars about their sex lives.

Thanks to Yee’s connections she has interviewed the who’s who of the rap game on her show, including the likes of Rick Ross, BIA, E-40, Joey Badda$$, and Saweetie. While you might not learn how to please a woman, you will discover nuggets like Jim Jones revealing his mother taught him to tongue kiss and the fact that Lizzo likes fucking. Really likes fucking. You’ll get plenty of laughs listening to this one.

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9. Better In Bed

Better In Bed

Sex coach and expert Sara Tang covers all the important topics when it comes to sex on her Better In Bed podcast. Nothing is off-limits as Tang discusses everything from BDSM and sex toys to performance pointers and dirty talk. Like any well-respected sex coach, Tang creates a welcoming and safe space with her podcast where guests often jump on board and provide their own advice about that week’s topic. 

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10. Foreplay: Radio Couples and Sex Therapy

Foreplay Radio Couples and Sex Therapy

This acclaimed podcast features certified sex therapist Laurie Watson and couples therapist George Faller having frank conversations about love and sex. They want people to experience amazing sex along with deep intimacy and provide you with all you need to know to keep the spark alive in your relationship.

Topics covered include how to talk about your sexual past with your partner, sensual moves from the movies, turn-offs and turn-ons, masturbation, and foreplay. Like most of the podcasts on this list, Watson and Faller often have guests in the field of sex and relationships, adding another perspective to things. 

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11. We Gotta Thing

We Gotta Thing

Thinking of trying out the swinging lifestyle? This is the podcast for you. We Gotta Thing is hosted by real-life married couple Mr. and Mrs. Jones who navigate you through the world of swingers with their monthly podcast.

The duo originally started the podcast to chronicle their journey, but it has become much more of a community, with the pair and their friends sharing their stories and tips for a healthy swinging lifestyle. This is a great pod for those looking to dip their toes in the swinging world but who are unsure of what to expect. 

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12. Savage Lovecast

Savage Lovecast

LGBT Activist and journalist Dan Savage became renowned for his sex and relationship advice column. Now, Savage brings his insightful, fun, and honest discussions about sex, kink, and love to the listener’s ears.

Savage has deep, complex, and hilarious conversations answering the listener’s questions about sex but covers a wide range of subjects related to sex, such as BDSM, heartbreak, and politics. Listeners can call in and record a message for Savage to answer. Savage offers a more extended, ad-free subscription version of the show through his website.

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13. Off the Cuffs

Off the Cuffs

Another kink-centric pod, Off the Cuffs delves into the world of BDSM and so much more. Each week hosts Dick Wound, Minimus Maximus, Lexual Romance, and Bidaily catch up and chat about the kink scene and what they have been getting up to.

There are special guests and lots of shared experiences and handy insights from the hosts and guests. Having passed the 300-episode mark, you know you are getting a well-supported show packed full of great information to help you on your journey of sexual exploration. 

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14. Girls on Porn

Girls on Porn

Two women by the name of Larua and Rachel discuss everything there is to know about porn. This outrageous duo leaves no stone unturned as they investigate all aspects of the porn industry. They talk about searching for porn, discuss watching porn, and even reveal their favorite things about porn.

The raunchy ladies also chat with pornstars and other people in the business. It is a great way to find out things behind the scenes while also having some of the biggest questions about porn answered. One episode does a deep dive on cunnilingus while another looks at squirting and whether it is actually piss (it isn’t). A good listen for anyone with a filthy mind who enjoys a laugh. 

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15. Sex With Dr. Jess

Sex With Dr. Jess

Sexologist and author Dr. Jesica O’Reilly dives deep into everything sex-related in the popular podcast, In Sex With Dr. Jess. O’Reilly recognizes the importance of a good sexual life, giving tips on improving the action in the bedroom or embracing that kinky side.

She interviews the top sex and relationship experts, discussing getting spicy in the bedroom, strengthening relationships, dealing with jealousy, and sexual compatibility. O’Reilly also advises on how to enhance relationships with profound and thought-provoking conversations. 

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16. Guys I’ve Fucked

Guys I’ve Fucked

Stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson host the critically acclaimed podcast Guys We F****d. The hilarious podcast features deep and thought-provoking conversations about taboo subjects, kink, and relationships. Fisher and Hutchinson shatter stereotypes, ensuring a healthier outlook on sex and relationships.

Described by the hosts as “anti-slut-shaming,” they have open, frank, honest, and fun conversations about everything sex-related. Fisher and Hutchinson are fearless in tackling a wide range of topics, including taboo kink, sexual health, feminism, one-night stands, dirty talk, racial discrimination, rape, and domestic violence. Each episode also features an interview with a comedian, cultural icon, sex worker, actor, activist, sexual health professional, ex-boyfriend, and flings.

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17. Sex Stories

Sex Stories

Dive deep into sensual desires, lust, pleasures, and fantasies in Sex Stories. Hosted and created by Wyoh Lee, the podcast tries a new format with season four, giving listeners a glimpse of the professional side of the industry. The podcast talks to sex experts who give insight, wisdom, and advice regarding sex lives and the industry. The first three seasons of the Sex Stories Podcast featured anonymous individuals sharing thrilling, intense, and hot stories that’ll turn on the listener while educating and introducing them to a new world of kink. 

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18. The Sex Ed

The Sex Ed

Hosted by Liz Goldwyn, The Sex Ed podcast answers all questions regarding sex, health, and wellness. It offers the best advice for health-conscious people who want to explore their sex life.

The founder of The Sex Ed, Goldwyn, uses her platform to motivate and educate listeners on all sex topics. She interviews the best sex experts around the globe to discuss everything from health and acceptance to vulnerability and understanding. It also deals with sexual medicine, meditation, clinical sexology, and kink.

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19. The Sex Therapy Podcast 

The Sex Therapy Podcast

The Sex Therapy Podcast finds the perfect balance between sexy and informative. Host, sex therapist, and clinical psychologist Dr. Jacobson answers listeners’ questions about sex, wellness, relationships, and sexual health. Jacobson interviews famous guests who bring their expertise on sex and relationship topics. Jacobson and his guests dive deep into listeners’ issues and concerns, providing advice and tips on maintaining a steamy relationship while being health conscious. 

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20. Doing It! With Hannah Witton 

Doing It! With Hannah Witton 

Host Hannah Witton takes sex education to the next level with Doing It! with Hannah Witton. The popular series features openness, honesty, humor, and information to improve relationships. In addition to relationships and dating tips, Witton and her guests discuss sexual health, disability, and pregnancy. They use their personal experiences to educate listeners about sex, education, and health. It goes beyond the basics of sex to deal with romance, love, reality, and kink. 

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21. Sex and Psychology Podcast 

Sex and Psychology Podcast 

It’s important to balance the informative and raunchy sex podcasts with the more clinical ones. For instance, Kinsey Institute researcher Dr. Justin Lehmiller hosts the Sex and Psychology Podcast. With Lehmiller leading the way, the podcast explores the psychology of relationships, intimacy, and sex. He also provides insight, helpful tips, and practical advice to keep improving your relationship.

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22. Why Are People Into That? 

Why Are People Into That?

For some people, being kinky is strange and weird, with many people afraid to embrace their kinkiness in case they get judged by others. Luckily, writer and teacher Tina Horn makes listeners feel comfortable and inspires them to be open with her frank discussions about everything kink.

Why Are People Into That? is the perfect podcast for anyone looking to explore the various kinks people love to enjoy. Horn is a veteran author who has written about sexual subcultures, safe sex, sexual health, and kink for many publications, including  Rolling Stone and Playboy. Now she’s bringing wit, humor, insight, and knowledge into the fun and educational podcast. 

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23. Erotic Short Stories 

Erotic Short Stories 

With host Mia, Erotic Short Stories takes the sex podcast in a different direction. Mia tells a compelling story each week that’ll get the imagination running wild. The sexy tales let the listener escape into their wildest and naughtiest fantasies.

The sensual and erotic adventures feature everything from indulging in office and vacation fantasies to adding a third person or more. Plus, when listeners feel inspired, they can even send in their own sexual fantasies for Mia to read on the air.

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24. The Sex Positive Podcast 

The Sex Positive Podcast 

In high school, sex education mostly covered the biology and risks involved. That’s only scratching the surface of sex education. Hosted by Carrie Anne Hojnoski, The Sex Positive Podcast gives listeners the sex class they’ve always needed.

The podcast thrives on creating an environment of effective communication, inclusion, respect, and a culture of consent. The podcast discusses everything from challenging gender norms to empowerment. There’s no topic that Hojnoski isn’t ready to tackle, such as gender identity and the keys to a healthy sexual relationship. 

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25. Why Won’t You Date Me? With Nicole Beyer

Why Won't You Date Me? With Nicole Beyer

Why Won’t You Date Me? With Nicole Beyer focuses on the positives and negatives of dating. While some people are lucky enough to meet their soulmate, fall in love, and spend the rest of their lives together, that’s not the case for most people.

Nowadays, people have to worry about getting catfished or ghosted. It’s just part of the modern dating world. Hosted by single-life expert Nicole Byer, she interviews everyone from friends and exes to comedians and former flings. Beyer and the guests tell tales that are hilarious, cringe, thought-provoking, shocking, and sexy. 

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26. Sex Nerd Sandra

Sex Nerd Sandra

Sexuality educator Sandra Daugherty hosts a fun and informative podcast, Sex Nerd Sandra. Daugherty explores the different and kinky sex perspectives. She dives deep into all topics, such as sexual health, human nature, and falling in love.

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25 of the Best Stand-Up Comedians of All Time https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/best-stand-up-comedians/ Wed, 20 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=268180 …]]> Compiling a list of the best stand-up comedians ever to grace the stage is exceptionally hard. Ever since the first stand-up show was documented in 1911, men and women have been taking to the stage and entertaining crowds across the world. The genre of comedy really came to the fore in the 80s when some of the best stand-up comedians of all time made their mark. This is when the likes of Sam Kinison, Eddie Murphy, Andrew “Dice” Clay, Bill Hicks, and Robin Williams became megastars, with many going on to have their own shows and finding success in the world of film. 

Since the golden age comedy has gone through a number of changes and phases, from the alternative comedy of the 90s to the modern-day stand-up that often incorporates real-life issues facing people around the world. Folk such as Tracy Morgan, Ali Wong, John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle, Tiffany Hadish, and Aziz Ansari have become megastars. The advent of cancel culture and the #metoo movement have also seen a shift in what is now acceptable when performing comedy and left many once-popular comics (Louis C.K. is a prime example) forced to apologize for past indiscretions and fading from the spotlight. 

In coming up with this list, we have scoured the archives for not only the funniest stand-up comedians but also those who have left a mark on the culture. Many of these stand-up comedians have appeared on talk shows and big networks like Comedy Central and NBC and had their own comedy specials. These are comics who care about the craft. It is just as much about delivery and timing as it is the actual punchline. Hopefully, they will provide you with as much laughter as they have the Next Luxury crew. 

Laugh Out Loud: Discover 25 of the Best Stand-Up Comedians of All Time

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1. Jerry Seinfeld

Arguably the biggest comic on the planet, Jerry Seinfeld made his name with the hilarious sitcom Seinfeld, a show about nothing. Before hitting the big time with the much-loved series, Seinfeld was a working comic whose observational humor had audiences in stitches. He could turn the most uninteresting topic into a joke that would leave you rolling on the floor. While his early career wasn’t spectacular, once Seinfeld was a hit, he became one of the leading comics, commanding millions of dollars per show. Even today, he still gets laughs, with his hit series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and last comedy special 23 Hours To Kill getting millions of views.

2. Dave Chappelle

Although he has been courting controversy of late with some of the material featured in his Netflix specials, there is no doubting Dave Chappelle’s place in the Comics Hall of Fame. Sighting 80s legends like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, and Paul Mooney as influences, it is clear to see why Chappelle has won over audiences. He doesn’t care what he says or whether he offends people, and this has helped with his popularity. His first foray into television with the Chappelle’s Show also helped boost his image. The comedy series combined stand-up with skits and live music performances and was massive in the early 00s before Chappelle quit the entertainment business for a number of years. These days he’s back touring and performing stand-up specials and making millions of people laugh around the world. 

3. Sam Kinison

After following his father into the priesthood, Sam Kinison quickly realized preaching wasn’t for him. Instead, he transferred his disillusionment with religion and troubled childhood into stand-up comedy, where he became renowned for his exuberant stage presence. Kinison would interject his routines with screams and tirades that would send the audience into fits of laughter. Unfortunately, he passed away in his prime, killed by a drunk driver when he was just 38. 

4. Richard Pryor

Arguably the greatest comic of all time, nobody did it like Richard Pryor. Hailed by Jerry Seinfeld as “the Picasso of our profession,” the influential comic took no prisoners with his act, discussing everything from police brutality to racism. His comedy was dominated by profanity but it never took away from his jokes or the points he made about social issues. While successful on stage, off it he struggled, with Pryor married seven times to five women, having seven children with six women, and falling into a coke addiction that led him to self-immolation. He recovered and took the stage again, but his career was never the same as he suffered numerous health complaints before passing away at the age of 65 in 2005. 

5. George Carlin

“The dean of counterculture comedians” was a darkly funny stand-up who is best known for his political and social comedy. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show, Carlin released an amazing 20 comedy albums and 14 HBO specials during his career. He had a knack for making you laugh and think at the same time, with his iconic ‘Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television’ bit leading to the established indecency regulation in American broadcasting. 

6. Lenny Bruce

One of the early stand-up comedians to make his mark, Lenny Bruce tackled everything from race and sex to politics and religion with his scattergun stand-up. Similar to Carlin, he pioneered the use of vulgarity with his comedy and was never afraid to drop swear words during his shows. This resulted in Bruce being arrested numerous times for obscenity. Like so many in the comedy profession, his life was cut short by drugs when he died of an overdose at the age of 40. 

7. Robin Williams

There was only one Robin Williams. The hyperactive comedian was seemingly always ‘performing’ and a tornado of one-liners, crazy impressions, and off-the-wall jokes. He would go off on tangents that would have audiences in fits of laughter, with his appearances on talk shows always a hit. He is one of the few stand-up comedians to successfully crossover into Hollywood, having a hit with the TV show Mork & Mindy before going on to star in commercial blockbusters such as Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, and Jumanji. Despite having the world at his feet, Williams had a dark side. He dabbled in drugs and alcohol, suffered from depression, and died at the age of 63 after committing suicide

8. Eddie Murphy

First making an impact on Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy quickly moved into movies, with his first starring role being in the action-comedy 48 Hrs. That was followed by Trading Places and Beverly Hills Cop, but it was his recorded stand-up special Delirious that showed why he is one of the greats. Never short of a swear word (the special features the word fuck 230 times and shit 171 times), Murphy touches on family parties, ice cream trucks, and even AIDS. It is a wide-ranging stand-up that cemented Murphy’s legacy. Although his career since the 80s has been so-so (Pluto Nash anyone?), he has found recent success in dramatic roles and remains a comedic genius. 

9. Steve Martin

Steve Martin has done a lot of stand-up comedy over the past 30 years, but that doesn’t take away from his comedic talents. During the 70s he was everywhere, performing on all the big late night television shows, including The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and Saturday Night Live. He released a plethora of comedy albums that charted well before branching out into movies, having huge success with comedies such as The Jerk, The Three Amigos, The Man With Two Brains, and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. These days you are more likely to find him on stage playing his banjo with bluegrass acts.

10. Bill Burr

Few comics are as forthright as Bill Burr. The successful stand-up comedian, podcaster, and actor has blazed a path through the comedy circuit with his honest and confronting comedy. Like many on this list, he is never afraid to cause controversy with his angry brand of comedy. Political correctness certainly isn’t his strong suit. There is a cynical underline to his comedy, yet Bill Burr always seems to have a small amount of faith in the world. Sometimes. 

11. Amy Schumer

This is one funny woman. Much of Amy Schumer’s comedy surrounds sex and her take on the way women are treated in the modern world. She began doing stand-up in the early 00s and recorded a live episode of television for Comedy Central and was featured on Last Comic Standing, which she sees as her big break. Since then her career has gone from strength to strength, with Schumer appearing in her own sketch show (Inside Amy Schumer), starring in and writing the film Trainwreck, and touring the world with her stand-up show. 

12. Bill Hicks

Few comics have the fire and wit of the late, great Bill Hicks. Despite having his life cut short (he died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 32), Hicks had a resounding impact on the comedy circuit. There was often a dark edge to his material, leading to one of Hicks’ routines being cut from his final appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. Politics, social matters, philosophy, and religion were some of the topics he covered, along with conspiracy theories, which he loved to explore (especially the assassination of J. F. Kennedy.). Though his career was short, Hicks influenced many, and his last album, Relentless, is considered the gold standard of comedy albums.

13. Ali Wong

Ali Wong is another comic who has managed to transition from stand-up to Hollywood. During her early years in New York, she was also gaining small acting roles in film and television. This eventually resulted in her getting a Netflix special, Baby Cobra. What made the show so special was Wong was seven months pregnant at the time. It helped turn her into a star, with Wong having since performed two more Netflix specials, co-written and starred in the film Always Be My Maybe and voiced Bertie in the Netflix animated show Tuca & Bertie. Often using her comedy to discuss personal issues (such as miscarrying twins prior to the birth of her first daughter), Wong is one of the best stand-up comedians going.

14. Chris Rock

Chris Rock has done it all. Not only has he had a massively successful stand-up career, but he’s also featured as a main cast member on Saturday Night Live, turned himself into a leading man (Death at a Funeral), and written, directed, and produced numerous films and television shows. His comedy is often grounded in his experiences as a youth and covers everything from family and race to politics and celebrity. He’s also won four Emmy Awards and three Grammy Awards, which says it all really. 

15. Don Rickles

Nobody does insult comedy like Don Rickles. Possessed with a quickfire wit, he would have people doubled over in laughter with his disparaging one-liners. Frank Sinatra’s good buddy performed stand-up for over 60 years and was a staple on the late night television circuit. He made his bones in Las Vegas where he was nicknamed “The Merchant of Venom” and “Mr. Warmth” for his scathing roasts of people from all walks of life. He continued working and touring right up until his death in 2017 and is regarded as one of the greats. 

16. Sarah Silverman

Delivering risque jokes in deadpan fashion is all part of Sarah Silverman’s act. The stand-up comedian addresses many things considered taboo in her stand-up routines and is known for making audiences confront their prejudices. Like many modern-day comedians, she has also crossed over into the world of movies and television. She had her own show, The Sarah Silverman Program, on Comedy Central and starred in a number of high-profile movies and series. While her comedy often crosses the line, Silverman manages to keep audiences onside with her girl-next-door appearance and innocent personality. 

17. Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t get no respect.” This is the catchphrase that helped propel Rodney Dangerfield into comedy greatness during the 60s and 70s. Beginning his career in New York, he soon found himself headlining Las Vegas and appearing on all the big talk shows. His self-deprecating humor often centered on hilarious one-liners, such as “A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.” In the 80s he found himself a movie star, featuring in hits Caddyshack, Back to School, and Easy Money. He continued to tour, release comedy albums, cameo in films, and appear on talk shows right up until his death in 2004 at the ripe old age of 82. 

18. Mitch Hedberg

Another talent taken too soon. Mitch Hedberg was a surrealist comic who died of a drug overdose in 2005 at the age of 37. While his career was short, he created a legacy that remains today. His mixture of storytelling, one-liners, and absurd tangents created a cult following. A recurring theme with his stand-up was people yelling out the punch lines to his jokes before he finished them. He would also famously acknowledge a joke was terrible if it fell flat, which often drew much laughter. Strangely for a comic, he suffered from stage fright and would often wear sunglasses while on stage and refrain from looking at the crowd. 

19. Jim Gaffigan

What sets Jim Gaffigan apart from many of today’s comics is his lack of profanity. Gaffigan rarely swears when on stage, and if he does, it is done for comedic effect. An American comedian for the everyman, Gaffigan’s comedy revolves around his family (he has five kids), religion (he’s Catholic), and general observations about life. He’s starred in his own show based on his life (The Jim Gaffigan Show), appeared in a variety of films, TV series, and comedy shows, and released 14 comedy albums over the journey. He remains one of America’s most popular comics. 

20. Ricky Gervais

The creator of The Office is another stand-up who just doesn’t give a fuck. While he made his bones as an actor and writer on shows The Office and Extras, as well as on radio, Gervais’ stand-up helped give him a global appeal. Each of his big stand-up tours centers around a topic, such as Animals and Politics, with Gervais going off on random tangents, dropping F-bombs, and generally doing his best to offend anyone and everyone. 

21. Bob Newhart

Another of America’s greatest, Bob Newhart’s deadpan delivery made him a huge success in the 60s. Along with good friend Don Rickles, he became one of the States’ big comics. His comedy album, The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart, was a monster success and still ranks as the 20th best-selling comedy album of all time. He soon parlayed his talents into the world of film and television in the 70s and 80s, having success with The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart. He’s also won three Grammys, an Emmy, and a Golden Globe in a career spanning more than 60 years. 

22. Redd Foxx

Given the moniker the “King of the Party Records,” Redd Foxx appeared on over 50 comedy albums throughout his more than 50-year career. Similar to Richard Pryor, who cited Foxx as one of his biggest inspirations, the St. Louis comedian wasn’t afraid to swear during his act. Foxx became a hit thanks to his raunchy jokes and was one of the first African-American comics to play Vegas, which had a predominantly white audience. He broke out with his starring role in Sanford and Son and would go on to be a mainstay on television while continuing to tour and release comedy albums and specials. 

23. Billy Connolly

The Big Yin is the best comedian to come out of Scotland. His performances are like enchanting stories, with Connolly taking you on a wild ride with short detours before delivering the big payoff. Starting off life singing in the folk-rock band The Humblebums with Gerry Rafferty (Baker Street, Right Down the Line), Connolly then turned to comedy and found his true calling. He consistently released comedy albums and stand-up concerts while starring in films. He was also big on the small screen, appearing in popular British shows until releasing his own series of documentary-type travel shows throughout the 00s. Although now retired due to the impact of Parkinson’s disease, he remains one of the greats. 

24. Kevin Hart

Look up the word hustle in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Kevin Hart. The Philadelphia-born stand-up, actor, writer, and producer is one of the hardest-working men in Hollywood. While he is more recognized for his movie career around the world, he got his start as a stand-up. An open book, Hart discusses his life as a married man and a father and is never one to shy away from the controversies that have plagued him during his career, including his divorce, infidelity, and drunk driving charge. He has also had some of the best-selling comedy tours of all time, with the live recordings of his shows Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain and Kevin Hart: What Now? the fourth and fifth highest-grossing stand-up films of all time. 

25. Janeane Garofalo

A shining light of the 90s alternative comedy scene, Janeane Garofalo weaves pop culture observations with self-deprecating humor to wow audiences with her hilarious jokes and incredible wit. While she has gone on to feature in many films and television series, she continues to perform stand-up on the regular, particularly around New York. Staunchly political and a strong-willed feminist, Garofalo has also been involved with several documentaries, had her own comedy special, and has written a book, Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction

Stand-Up Comedians FAQs

What is stand-up comedy?

Stand-up comedy is a form of comedic performance where a comedian, often alone on a stage, delivers a series of humorous anecdotes, jokes, and observations to entertain an audience. The comedian’s material typically covers a wide range of topics, including everyday life, social issues, personal experiences, and absurdities. Stand-up comedians rely on their wit, timing, and delivery to elicit laughter from the audience, often using wordplay, satire, and observational humor. This art form encourages creativity, self-expression, and the exploration of societal norms and taboos. Successful stand-up comedians connect with their audience through relatable humor, providing a unique form of entertainment and commentary on the human experience.

Who are some of the best stand-up comedians in the world?

Determining the “best” stand-up comedians is subjective, as humor is highly personal, and different comedians appeal to diverse tastes. However, several comedians have gained widespread acclaim for their comedic talents. Icons like George Carlin are celebrated for their thought-provoking social commentary. Richard Pryor’s raw and honest storytelling set a new standard. The observational humor of Jerry Seinfeld resonates with many. Chris Rock combines humor with insightful social commentary, while Dave Chappelle pushes boundaries with his edgy yet thought-provoking routines. The irreverent style of Louis C.K. and the absurdity of Mitch Hedberg also have devoted followings. These comedians, among others, have made indelible marks on the stand-up comedy landscape.

What are some of the best stand-up comedy specials?

Selecting the “best” stand-up comedy specials is subjective and can vary depending on personal preferences, but there are several acclaimed ones that have received widespread recognition. Some classics include Richard Pryor’s Live in Concert, George Carlin’s Carlin at Carnegie, and Eddie Murphy’s Delirious. More recent favorites include Dave Chappelle’s Sticks & Stones, Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette, and Ali Wong’s Baby Cobra. Additionally, specials from comedians like Chris Rock, Louis C.K., John Mulaney, and Bill Burr have garnered critical acclaim and a devoted fan base. These specials often tackle a wide range of topics, from social issues to personal experiences, and showcase the comedic brilliance and unique perspectives of these talented comedians.

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42 Hilarious Superbad Quotes https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/superbad-quotes/ Fri, 08 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=314607 …]]> In the uproarious realm of comedic cinema, few movies have managed to etch themselves into the very fabric of pop culture quite like the 2007 hit Superbad. Whether it’s classic Superbad quotes, hilarious cameos, or the constant stream of dick jokes, this movie will have you laughing non-stop. Written by Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg, directed by Greg Mottola, and produced by Judd Apatow, the film stars Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as teenagers Evan (Cera) and Seth (Hill) who make a pact to lose their virginity before graduation. Hilarity ensues as the duo and their nerdy friend Fogell (Christopher Mintz Plasse) find themselves in all sorts of trouble. 

As audiences embarked on an unforgettable journey through the chaotic landscape of teenage shenanigans that also features great performances from Emma Stone, Bill Hader, and Martin Starr, Superbad not only became a quintessential coming-of-age film but also a treasure trove of endlessly quotable lines that have since become part of our everyday lexicon. From uproarious one-liners that defy time to hilariously awkward exchanges that mirror our own adolescent misadventures, Superbad quotes have transcended the silver screen, evolving into shared jokes among friends and viral memes across the digital landscape.

Released into theaters like a comedic whirlwind, Superbad carved its niche by capturing the raw essence of friendship, the exhilarating quest for self-discovery, and the hilariously awkward escapades that inevitably accompany the journey to adulthood. Within this cinematic gem lies a series of lines that have the power to instantly transport us back to that rollercoaster ride of teenhood, where every awkward conversation and wild party felt like an epic saga. Whether it’s Seth’s outlandishly bold declarations, Evan’s endearing naivete, or McLovin’s timeless misadventures, these Superbad quotes have not only become synonymous with the movie itself but have also woven themselves into the comedic tapestry of our lives.

So, join us as we dive into a nostalgic cavalcade of laughter and reminiscence, exploring the iconic Superbad quotes that continue to tickle our funny bones and remind us that no matter how old we get, the spirit of those hilariously unforgettable teenage years will forever linger in our hearts and conversations.

Unforgettable Lines: 42 Iconic Superbad Quotes We Still Love

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1. “One name, who are you, Seal?” – Evan

2. “You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!” – Seth 

3. “’Muhammad’ is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!” – Fogell

4. “Hawaii. All right, that’s good. That’s hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to… McLovin?” – Evan

5. “I am McLovin!” – Fogell

6. “You look like Aladdin.” – Evan

7. “I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.” – Seth

8. “Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!” – Officer Michaels 

9. “Fuck me, right?” – Seth

10. Becca: “Your cock is so smooth!”

Evan: “Yours would be too… if you were a man.”

11. “Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law.” – Officer Michaels

12. “Chicka, chicka-yeah, fake I.D.” – Fogell

13. Jules: “You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.”

Seth: “Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.”

14. Officer Michaels: “Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?”

Fogell: “It’s not the ‘going’ I’m worried about… but the ‘coming.’”

15. “What, you think Becca’s going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? ‘Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!’ These girls are 18 years old. They aren’t dried-up old ladies, man. They’re good to go!” – Seth

16. “Old enough… to party.” – Fogell

17. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.”

18. “Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?” – Seth

19. “McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?” – Officer Slater

20. Becca: “I’m so wet right now.”

Evan: “Yeah… they said that would happen in health class.”

21. “That’s the coolest fucking story I’ve ever heard in my entire life! That’s insane. Is it… Can I hear it again, do you have time?” – Seth

22. Officer Michaels: “How old are you McLovin?”

Fogell: “Old enough.”

Fogell: “Old enough for what?”

Fogell: “To party.”

23. “We shouldn’t be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.” – Officer Michaels 

24. “So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m f*cking Steven Glansberg.” – Seth

25. “I got a boner!” – Fogell

26. Seth: “Hey Greg, why don’t you go piss your pants?”

Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] “That was like 8 years ago, asshole!”

Seth: [yelling] “People don’t forget!”

27. Officer Slater: “Hey kid, what’s your real name?”

Fogell: “Fogell… it’s Fogell.”

Officer Michaels: “Fogell? Fuck that, we’re calling you McLovin!”

28. “By the time college rolls around, I’ll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag!” – Seth

29. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It is… awesome! I mean I’ve only had mine for like a few months, but I’ll tell you, it’s like having two c*cks. If one of your c*cks could kill someone.”

30. “​​Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!” – Seth

31. Evan: “Yeah chicks go nuts for that… the male camel toe.”

Seth: “Yea yea! The camel tail.”

32. “Are you insane?! Look at Jules’s dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who’s had a six-pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he’s the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

33. Evan: “Do you want to get killed for liquor?”

Seth: “No, but I would get killed for pussy. No questions asked!”

34. “He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

35. “So you guys on MySpace?” – Francis the Driver 

36. Evan: “I heard she got breast reduction surgery.”

Seth: “What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”

Evan: “She had back problems, man.”

Evan: “It’s not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.”

Seth: “I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let’s make a move.”

37.  “I am gonna give you the best blow J ever… with my mouth.” – Becca 

38. “I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke—no offense—it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullsh*t—and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this sh*tty food—no offense—and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a f*ckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.” – Seth

39. “Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That’s a good thing. It’s the best.” – Evan 

40. Evan: “Look at those nipples.”

Seth: “They’re like little baby toes.”

Evan: “It’s just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know… and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren’t weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That’s the world I one day want to live in.”

Seth: “You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my belly button.”

41. “Someone period’d on my fucking leg?!?” – Seth

42. Seth: “Enjoy your remaining years!”

Old Woman: “I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!”

Seth: “I will!”

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35 Hilarious Happy Gilmore Quotes https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/happy-gilmore-quotes/ Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=313352 …]]> Dive into the comedic goldmine of Happy Gilmore quotes that have etched themselves into pop culture history. This uproarious sports-comedy film, starring the irrepressible Adam Sandler, serves up a plethora of unforgettable lines that continue to bring infectious laughter to audiences of all ages. From the moment Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) stumbled onto the golf course, muttering his now-iconic line, “I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive,” it was clear that we were in for a quotable adventure.

Sandler’s portrayal of a hockey player turned golfer gifted us with a repertoire of hilarity. “Happy Gilmore” quotes like “The price is wrong, bitch,” and “It’s all in the hips” have seamlessly integrated themselves into everyday conversation. Coming hot on the heels of his debut movie, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore took Sandler to another level and was a surprise commercial success. Who could forget the timeless wisdom of “Just tap it in… just tap it in,” or the defiant declaration, “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”? These lines have transcended the confines of the movie to become instant mood lifters and inside jokes among friends.

As we revisit these classic Happy Gilmore quotes, we’re reminded of the film’s ability to tickle our funny bones while delivering unexpected heart. Let’s also not forget the incredible cast, with the likes of Carl Weathers, Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, Richard Kiel, Frances Bay, and Ben Stiller.

They encapsulate the essence of the movie’s unique blend of sports, humor, and friendship, proving that even in the zaniest of situations, a well-timed quote can turn a moment into a memory. So, whether you’re on the golf course or just in need of a hearty laugh, let the enduring wit of Happy Gilmore quotes be your guide.

From Fairway to Funny Bone: 40 Hilarious Happy Gilmore Quotes

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1. “You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!” – Happy Gilmore

2. “Dammed alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime.” – Chubbs Peterson

3. “The price is wrong, bitch!” – Happy Gilmore

4. “Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It’s circular. It’s like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It’s circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.” – Gary Potter

5. “You’re gonna die, clown!” – Happy Gilmore

7. “That’s my puck, baby, don’t you ever touch my puck.” – Happy Gilmore

8. “It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” – Chubbs Peterson

9. “Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh!” – Happy Gilmore

10. Nursing Home Orderly: “Good news, everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

Elderly Woman: “My fingers hurt.”

Nursing Home Orderly: “What’s that?”

Elderly Woman: “My fingers hurt.”

Nursing Home Orderly: “Oh, well; now your back’s gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?… I didn’t think so.”

11. “I didn’t break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it’s made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.” – Happy Gilmore

12. “I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!” – Happy Gilmore

13. Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma’s house at auction] “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”

Happy Gilmore: [laughing] “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

Shotter McGavin: [long pause] “No!”

14. “Did that go in? I wasn’t watching, did it go in? I didn’t see it, could you tell me if it went in?” – Happy Gilmore

15. “You suck, ya jackass!” – Donald

16. “If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.” – Happy Gilmore

17. “You can count on me – waiting for you in the parking lot.” – Mr Larson

18. “Green jacket, gold jacket who gives a crap?” – Happy Gilmore

19. Grandma: “Sir, could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep”

Nursing Home Orderly: “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check the name tag. You’re in my world now grandma.”

20. “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.” – Happy Gilmore

21. “Yeah, well we won’t have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life.” – Happy Gilmore

18. “Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!” – Crazy Old Lady

19. “I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.” – Happy Gilmore

20. “During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.” – Happy Gilmore

21: “I can’t believe you’re a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.” – Bob Barker

22. “Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.” – Shooter McGavin

23. “What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.” – Happy Gilmore

24. “Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.” – Happy Gilmore

25. “Now you’ve had enough, bitch!” – Bob Barker

26. “Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?” – Happy Gilmore

27. “But she’s an old lady. I mean, look at her. She’s old. You can’t just take her stuff. She’s too old.” – Happy Gilmore

28. “You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.” – Shooter McGavin

29. Virginia: “Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.”

Happy Gilmore: “That’s right, I’m gonna beat your ass on the course!”

Shooter McGavin: “Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.”

Lee Trevino: “Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

30. “Happy, gold jacket’s yours. Shooter’s gonna choke.” – Fan

31. “Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.” – Shooter McGavin

32. Chubbs: “You were great out there today.”

Happy Gilmore: “Thank you.”

Chubbs: “But not that great. A lot of that was luck.”

Happy Gilmore: “Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?”

33. “Oh, you can count. Good for you.” – Shooter McGavin

34. “You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you’re never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL, ya jackass.” – Donald

35. Terry: “All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there’s a problem: you’re not any good.”

Happy Gilmore: “I am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”

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106 The Lord of the Rings Trivia Questions https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/lord-of-the-rings-trivia/ Fri, 25 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=312377 …]]> Delve into the enchanting realms of Middle-earth this captivating look at The Lord of the Rings trivia, where the mystical tapestry of J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic fantasy world comes to life through a series of intriguing questions and little-known facts. Unveil the depths of your knowledge as we journey through the annals of this iconic literary and cinematic masterpiece.

From the tranquil hills of the Shire to the fiery chasms of Mount Doom, The Lord of the Rings trivia promises to be an immersive experience for fans and newcomers alike. Whether you’re a devoted follower of Frodo’s dangerous quest to destroy the One Ring, or simply captivated by the rich lore and intricate characters of Tolkien’s universe, this article offers a chance to test your understanding and learn something new.

These quiz questions are aimed at both lovers of the book and Peter Jackson’s incredible trilogy of films starring the likes of Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, and Sean Bean.

Explore the intricacies of Elvish languages, unlock the histories of the various races that inhabit Middle-earth, and relive the epic battles that shaped its destiny. Discover lesser-known anecdotes about the creation of the trilogy, behind-the-scenes tidbits from the film adaptations, and the vast influence Lord of the Rings has had on popular culture. So, buckle up for an enlightening adventure into the heart of Middle-earth and test your Lord of the Rings knowledge.

One Ring to Quiz Them All: 100 Enthralling Lord of the Rings Trivia Questions

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1. How many members of the Fellowship set out from Rivendell and what are their names?

Nine: Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Boromir

2. What is the name of Sam’s favorite pony?

Bill

3. Who is Frodo’s loyal friend that journeyed with him from Middle Earth to Mount Doom?

Samwise Gamgee

4. How many rings of power were made for the elves, dwarves, and men?

Three for the elves, seven for dwarves, and nine for men

5. Gandalf destroys what after the Battle of the Hornburg?

The staff of Saruman

6. After being crowned king, who does Aragorn bow before?

Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin.

7. What is Bilbo and Frodo Baggins’ home called?

Bag End

8. Who does Sam marry in The Lord of the Rings

Rosie Cotton

9. What birthday does Bilbo Baggins celebrate in The Fellowship of the Ring?

His eleventy-first (111th) birthday

10. Where do the Hobbits live?

The Shire

11. What elf came to the aid of Strider and the hobbits on their journey from Weathertop to Rivendell?

Glorfindel

12. Who do the hobbits encounter at the Prancing Pony?

Strider

13. Which character cut the One Ring from Sauron’s finger?

Isildur

14. What was the last war against the armies of Mordor called?

The Last Alliance of Men and Elves

15. Where was the One Ring forged?

In the fires of Mount Doom

16. What type of blade is Bilbo Baggins stabbed with?

Morgul Blade

17. Who tried to take the ring from Frodo at Amon Hen?

Boromir

18. Where does Théoden decide to send his people?

Rivendell

19. Smeagol was the original name of which character in The Lord of the Rings?

Gollum

20. Which are referred to as the Two Watchers that form an invisible barrier that couldn’t be passed through?

Carved statues on the entrance to the Cirith Ungol Tower

21. What is the name of Gimli’s father?

Gloin

22. Who married Aragorn towards the end of The Return of the King?

Arwin

23. What does Pippin steal at the beginning of The Lord of the Rings?

Gandalf’s giant dragon firecracker and plants.

24. In what year was the first Lord of the Rings book published?

1954

25. Who is the ultimate lord?

Eru Ilúvatar.

26. How many Academy Awards did the Lord of the Rings trilogy win in total?

17

27. What is the name of the Elven character with blonde hair and blue eyes who is lethal with a bow and charming with his looks?

Legolas

28. How many years after the end of The Hobbit is The Lord of The Rings book and movie set?

60

29. What are the wolf-like animals that attack Theoden and his people called?

Wargs

30. In The Fellowship of the Ring, what color is Gandalf associated with?

Grey

31. What is the name of the Ent who befriends Merry and Pippin in Fanghorn forest?

Treebeard

32. Who is sent to Rivendell by Denethor to find answers about a dream he had?

Boromir

33. Which character said, “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone?”

Arwen

34. What is Bilbo’s relation to Frodo?

Frodo is Bilbo’s second cousin

35. Where does Gandalf arrange to meet Frodo and Samwise?

At the Prancing Pony Inn

36. What is the name of Gandafl’s horse?

Shadowfax

37. The last bastion between Minas Tirith and Mordor is where?

Osgiliath

38. What is the name of the ancient sword that cut the One Ring from Sauron’s hand?

Narsil

39. Gandalf fights what creature in the Mines of Moria?

A barlog

40. What type of bread are Sam and Frodo eating at the beginning of The Two Towers?

Lembas bread

41. Where does Old Man Willow live?

The Old Forest

42. What is the real name of Mount Doom?

Amon Amarth

43. Which ancient sword is known to be made by Telchar of Nogrod?

Angrist

44. Whose life did Pippin save by telling Gandalf of Denethor’s madness?

Faramir

45. Where would you find the bridge of Khazad-dum?

The Mines of Moria

46. What is the name of Sauron’s fortress in Mordor?

Barad-dûr

47. In the War of the Ring, which forest does Saruman order the Orcs to cut down?

Fangorn Forest

48. What is the name of the fictional metal which the armored chain shirt Frodo wears is made from?

Mithril

49. Who releases King Theoden from the spell of Saruman, which causes his appearance to make him look much older than he is?

Gandalf

50. What fake name does Gandalf advise that Frodo use?

Mr. Underhill

51. Merry and Pippin escape from the Uruk Hai. What is the name of the forest that they hide in?

Fangorn Forest

52. What marks the end of the Third Age?

The Third Age ended when Sauron is killed after the One Ring is destroyed

53. Name Gollum’s friend who he choked to get the Ring of Power?

Déagol

54. What is the name of Boromir’s brother who died en route to Mordor when the Fellowship was born?

Faramir

55. Which armies participated in the Battle of Isengard, also known as the Destruction of Isengard?

The Ents versus Sauron’s forces

56. What is the name of the territories owned by the Horse Lords?

Rohan

57. Who is the king of Rohan?

Theoden

58. What are the names of the two towers?

Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul.

59. How many members of the Fellowship die during the adventure in the trilogy?

Two: Boromire and Aragon

60. Who do Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli find in Fangorn Forest?

Gandalf

61. What is the name of the giant spider in The Return of the King?

Shelob

62. Who gives Aragorn the remade sword and asks him to take the Dimholt road to summon the Army of the Dead to fight for him?

Elrond

63. What are the names of the Lord and Lady of Caras Galadhon?

Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel

64. Which character says, “A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to?”

Gandalf the Grey

65. What is the name of Gandalf’s horse?

Shadowfax

66. Where does Theoden tell the people of Rohan to go and shelter?

At Helm’s Deep

67. What is the Elvish word for friend?

Mellon

68. Who is Gollum’s friend and cousin?

Déagol

69. What day is Aragorn told to look to the east on?

East at dawn on the 5th day

70. How does the Uruk Hai get into Helm’s Deep?

By entering via the sewer and destroying the wall

71. Which city does Faramir try to save in The Return of the King?

Osgiliath

72. How many years did Gollum hold onto the ring?

478 years

73. Where is Saruman’s tower, Orthanc, located?

Isengard

74. What does Arwen’s name mean?

Royal Maiden

75. Who is Saruman’s second in command?

The Witch-King of Angmar

76. What character rides a dragon in The Return of the King?

The Witch-King of Angmar

77. How do Frodo and Sam sneak into Mordor?

They disguise themselves as orcs

78. What does Pippin see in the Palantir?

The White Tree of Gondor

79. In what year of the Third Age did Arwen meet Aragorn?

2951

80. Which character ends up killing the Witch-King of Angmar?

Eowyn

81. Who did Galadriel get married to?

Celeborn

82. What is the first voice we hear in The Fellowship of the Ring?

Galadriel

83. Merry was one of the largest hobbits in history for what reason?

He drank Ent-draughts

84. What does Gollum call the Ring of Power?

“My Precious”

85. For what special occasion does Gandalf return to the Shire?

Frodo’s birthday

86. In The Two Towers, who is Saruman’s spy in Rohan?

Grima Wormtongue

87. How long does it take the Hobbits to get back to the Shire?

13 months

88. Who gives Frodo Baggins the Phial of Galadriel?

Elf-queen Galadriel.

89. Who says, “One does not simply walk into Mordor?”

Boromir

90. When the Elves leave Middle Earth in “The Two Towers,” where do they go?

The Undying Lands/Valinor

91. To whom does Gandalf declare “You shall not pass?”

Barlog

92. What sort of animals sometimes tickle Treebeard?

Field mice

93. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was filmed in which country?

New Zealand

94. What is the name of the ferry the hobbits use to escape the Black Riders?

Buckleberry Ferry

95. Who do we see arrive first for the council of Elrond?

Boromir

96. When they are looking down at the Black Gate, which Hobbit does Sam mention by name?

The Gaffer

97. To whom does Aragorn say, “If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.”

Frodo

98. Who finds Aragon after he is dragged over a cliff fighting a Warg-rider?

Brego

99. What is the name of the book that Bilbo Baggins is writing?

There and Back Again: A Hobbit’s Tale

100. Who kills Grima?

Legolas

101. What horse does Frodo ride to the Ford of Bruinen?

Asfaloth

102. Who tells Aragorn about the Black Ships?

Gandalf and Elrond.

103. Where is Helm’s Deep located?

In the White Mountains below the Thrihyrne.

104. What is unusual about Hobbit feet?

They are very hairy

105. Where was Pippin captured by Orcs?

At Path Galen

106. What are Gollum’s last words?

“Precious”

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35 Best Snatch Quotes https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/snatch-quotes/ Wed, 16 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=311428 …]]> One of the great British gangster flicks of the early 00s, Snatch is arguably director Guy Ritchie’s greatest gift to cinema. Full of comical violence, notable characters, ripping dialogue, and star turns from Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Stephen Gramham, and Vinnie Jones, Snatch is a cult classic that everyone needs to see. In this article, we are celebrating the best Snatch quotes and lines of dialogue that are part of the movie’s success.

For those who have not seen Snatch, the movie centers on several characters in London’s criminal underworld who cross paths throughout the story. The main plot revolves around boxing promoters Turkish (Statham) and Tommy (Gramhem) who are forced to use gypsy Mickey O’Neil (Pitt) in an underground fight organized by criminal kingpin Brick Top (Alan Ford) after their original fighter suffers a broken jaw (thanks to O’Neil).

There are a couple of subplots too, with one about American Abraham “Cousin Avi” Denovitz (Dennis Farina) coming to London to buy a diamond that then goes missing, with hardman Bullet Tooth Tony (Jones) tasked with finding the missing jewel, while another involves a group of small-time crooks who find themselves falling afoul of Bricktop.

Whether it’s Turkish’s deadpan musings, Brick Top’s menacing threats, O’Neil’s philosophical wisdom, or Bullet Tooth Tony’s enigmatic remarks, the in Snatch has transcended the screen to become part of everyday conversations and internet memes. As we explore the best quotes that this movie has to offer, we’ll also uncover the reasons behind their enduring resonance, showcasing the synergy between sharp writing, stellar performances, and the film’s overall charismatic charm.

From Screen to Culture: 30 Classic Snatch Quotes

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1 “Protection from what? ‘Zee Germans?'” – Turkish

2. “Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… London!” – Cousin Avi

3. “As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.” – Turkish

4. “Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.” – Boris the Blade

5. “My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents-to-be were on the same plane when it crashed. That’s how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That’s Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th-century ballet dancer.” – Turkish

6. Policeman: “So, what you doin’ here?”

Turkish: “I’m taking the dog for a walk. What’s the problem?”

Policeman: “What’s in the car?”

Turkish: “Seats and a steering wheel.”

7. “It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.” – Sol

8. “Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt… me.” – Brick Top

9. “It’s an unlicensed boxing match. It’s not a tickling competition.” – Turkish

10. Turkish: “You take sugar?”

Brick Top: “No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.”

11. Brick Top: “You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.”

Sol: “Would someone mind telling me, who are you?”

Brick Top: “And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig.'”

Vinny: “Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?”

12. “I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.” – Cousin Avi

13. Tyrone: “I didn’t see it there.”

Vinny: “It’s a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?”

Tyrone: “It was a funny angle.”

Vinny: “It’s behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.”

14. “I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?” – Vinny

15. Cousin Avi: “I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.”

Doug the Head: “We’ve got sandy beaches.”

Cousin Avi: “So? Who the fuck wants to see ’em?”

16. Cousin Avi: “Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.”

17. “Shut up and sit down you big, bald fuck!” – Cousin Avi

18. “You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.” – Bullet Tooth Tony

19. “This schmuck is gambling? You’re talking about Franky ‘I’ve got a problem with gambling’ fucking Four Fingers Doug.” – Cousin Avi

20. Turkish: “What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?”

Sausage Charlie: “Five minutes, Turkish.”

Turkish: “It was two minutes five minutes ago.”

21. Bullet Tooth Tony: “Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?”

Cousin Avi: “Why do they call him the bullet dodger?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Because he dodges bullets, Avi.”

22. “If you got to deal with him, you just make sure you don’t end up owing him. Because then you’re in his debt. Which means, you’re in his pocket. And once you’re in that, you ain’t ever coming out.” – Turkish

23. “So the Biblical scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for ‘young woman’ into the Greek word for ‘virgin,’ which was a pretty easy mistake to make since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the ‘virgin’ that caught people’s attention. – Franky Four Fingers

24. Cousin Avi: “Look in the dog.”

Bullet-Tooth Tony: “What do you mean ‘look in the dog?'”

Cousin Avi: “I mean open him up.”

Bullet-Tooth Tony: “It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans! What do you mean ‘open him up?'”

25. “Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ’cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think… you just freeze and pull a stupid face.” – Turkish

26. Vinny: “What the fuck do you mean, replicas?”

Sol: “They look the shit, don’t they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I’ve got some extra loud blanks, just in case.”

Vinny: “In… oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?”

27. “I’m gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I’m gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.” – Cousin Avi

28. “In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?” – Brick Top

29. “You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?” – Sol

30. Bullet Tooth Tony: “Do you want to shoot him?”

Cousin Avi: “That’s a little noisy, isn’t it?”

Bullet “Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?”

Cousin Avi: “Well, that’s a little cold-blooded, isn’t it?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Do you want to kill him, or not?”

31. Turkish: “Well the rabbit gets fucked.”

Tommy: “Proper fucked?”

Turkish: “Yes, before ‘Zee Germans’ get there.”

32. Mickey O’Neil: “Good dags. D’ya like dags?”

Tommy: “Dags?”

Mickey O’Neil: “What?”

Mrs. O’Neil: “Yeah, dags.”

Tommy: “Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.”

33. “I don’t care if he’s Muhammad “I’m hard” Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.” – Brick Top

34. Customs official: “Anything to declare?”

Avi: “Yeah. Don’t go to England.”

35. Bullet Tooth Tony: “So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.”

Vinny: “These are your last words, so make them a prayer.”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got ‘Replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact that I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five O’ written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off!”

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66 Best Die Hard Quotes https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/die-hard-quotes/ Fri, 11 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=310169 …]]> Ever since it hit screens in 1988, the Die Hard franchise has left an indelible mark on action cinema, establishing itself as a beloved classic that continues to resonate with audiences across generations. At the heart of this iconic series lies a collection of unforgettable Die Hard quotes and one-liners that have become synonymous with the action genre. From its charismatic protagonist, John McClane, to the cunning villains and supporting characters, each installment is laden with brilliantly crafted lines that have become ingrained in popular culture.

In exploring the Die Hard franchise’s best quotes, we delve into the enduring power of these lines, which have transcended the films to become part of the lexicon of action movie enthusiasts. We’ll revisit the gripping intensity of Bruce Willis’ portrayal of the wisecracking NYPD detective McClane and the moments when his heroic exploits are accentuated by clever quips that perfectly capture the essence of the character.

The original movie is a stone-cold classic that pits Willis’ McClane against Alan Rickman’s incredible movie villain Hans Gruber, a German criminal who takes control of Nakatomi Plaza. An action-packed thrill ride that changed the action movie genre for the better, Die Hard was a massive hit that took home around $140 million and turned Willis into a star.

As is often the case with this type of movie, a sequel was inevitable. Die Hard 2: Die Harder, came out two years later and is set in an airport and features McClane coming up against a group of mercenaries trying to free a Latin American dictator. Although not as well received as the original, it was still a box-office smash that led to a third film five years later; Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Arguably on par with the original, Die Hard With a Vengence finds McClane teaming up with shopowner Zeus Carver (Samuel L Jackson) as the two try and stop a terrorist known as Simon (Jeremy Irons) who makes the pair dash across New York solving various riddles to prevent hidden bombs from going off. One of the most successful films in the franchise making a whopping $366 million, Die Hard With a Vengence is one of the great 90s action flicks that helped Jackson gain more recognition as an actor.

12 years later Willis decided to return as McClane in Live Free or Die Hard, facing off against Timothy Olyphant’s cyber-terrorist. Willis’ final turn as McClane came in 2013s A Good Day To Die Hard, where McClane travels to Russia to bail his son (Jai Courtney) out of jail, only to find himself mixed up in a terrorist plot. The weakest film in the franchise is not great and was hated by critics, and rightly so. While talks of a sixth film have continued for years, since Willis was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and retired from acting, any future Die Hard films have been put on the back burner.

As well as the incredible action set pieces, well-written characters, and devilish bad guys, it’s the writing that makes the Die Hard franchise so good. As we embark on this journey to celebrate the best quotes from the Die Hard franchise, it becomes evident that these lines have played a significant role in shaping the series’ identity. Whether they make us laugh, cheer, or contemplate, they have become a testament to the enduring appeal of a franchise that has solidified its place in the pantheon of action cinema.

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1. Die Hard (1988)

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1. “Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!” – John McClane

2. “If this is your idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year’s.” – Argyle

3. “Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. Cowboy?” – Hans Gruber

4. “Welcome to the party pal.” – John McClane

5. “Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.” – Hans Gruber

6. “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…” – John McClane

7. “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.” – Theo 

8. “Hans, bubby, I’m your white knight.” – Harry Ellis

9. “Yeah. I got invited to a Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?” – John McClane

10. “You asked for miracles, I give you… the FBI.” – Hans Gruber

11. “We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.” – Dwayne T Robinson

12. “I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge.” – Hans Gruber

13. “I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.” – Special Agent Johnson

14. “Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” – John McClane

15. “I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.” – Hans Gruber 

16. “Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza!” – John McClane

17. “Nice suit. John Philips, London. I have two myself.” – Hans Gruber

18. “Only John can drive someone that crazy.” – Holly Gennaro McClane

19. “From up here it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack shit!” – John McClane

20. “Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men’s fashion all day. However, I am far more interested in the 100 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds hidden in your vault… and the computer controls the vault.” – Hans Gruber

21. “Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.” – John McClane

22. “That’s a nice suit. It’d be a shame to ruin it.” – Hans Gruber

23. “Thanks for the advice.” – John McLane

24. “You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.” – Hans Gruber

25. “Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?” – John McClane 

26. “You are most troublesome for a security guard.” – Hans Gruber

27. “Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.” – John McClane 

28. “But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?” – Hans Gruber

29. “I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.” – John McClane 

2. Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

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30. “Oh man, I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?” – John McClane

31. “You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it.” – Carmine Lorenzo

32. “Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.” – John McClane

33. Sergeant Al Powell: “You’re not pissing in somebody’s pool, are you?”

John McLane: “Yeah, and I’m fresh outta chlorine.”

34. “Holly! Here’s your fucking landing light. Whoo!” – John McClane

35. Samantha Coleman: “You give me this story and I’ll have your baby.”

John McClane: “That’s not the kind of ride I’m looking for.”

36. Major Grant: “You’re the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

John McClane: “Story of my life.”

37. “Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?” – John McClane

38. Marvin – “You like it, huh? How ’bout you give me twenty bucks for it?”

John McClane – “How ’bout I let you live?”

Marvin – “Man knows how to bargain.”

39. “You’re supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal. No frequent flier mileage for you.” – John McClane

40. “As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.” – John McClane

41. John McClane – “That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany. Doesn’t show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.”

Carmine Lorenzo – “You’d be a surprised what I make in a month.”

John McClane – If it’s more than a dollar ninety-eight I’d be very surprised.”

42. John McClane – “Guess I was wrong about you. You’re not such an asshole after all.”

Major Grant – “Oh, you were right. I’m just your kind of asshole.”

3. Die Hard With a Vengence (1995)

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43. “You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says “I hate niggers” has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. Hey! I’m talking to you! Now you’ve got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.” – Zeus Carver

44. “The only thing better than blowing up 100 billion dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.” – John McClane

45.  Zeus Carver: “You know this guy Simon we’re talking to?”

John McClane: “Yeah. I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in LA I guess he’s a little pissed off about it.”

Zeus Carver: “Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I’m in this shit ’cause some white cop threw some white asshole’s brother off a roof?”

46. Zeus Carver: “Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?”

John McClane: “Guy back there called you Jésus.”

Zeus Carver: “He didn’t say Jésus. He said, ‘Hey, Zeus!’ My name is Zeus.

John McClane: “Zeus?”

Zeus Carver: “Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?”

47. “No guts. No glory.” – Charlie Weiss

48. Simon Gruber: “John… in the back of the truck you’re driving, there’s 13 billion dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?”

John McClane: “Yeah, I got a deal for you. Crawl out from that rock you’re hiding under, and I’ll drive this truck up your ass.”

Simon Gruber: “How colorful.”

49. Inspector Walter Cobb: “We’ll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.”

John McClane: “Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.”

50. “Hi, fellas. Mickey O’Brien, aqueduct security. Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with, uh, eight reindeer. Yeah, they said he was a jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy, white beard. Cute little red and white suit. I’m surprised you didn’t see him.” – John McClane

51. “Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, “Give me your pies…or I’ll cave your head in.” – Simon Gruber

52. “Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So is his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys down at the bank? They’re gonna be a little late.” – John McClane

53. “If killing you was all I wanted, you’d be dead by now.” – Simon Gruber

4. Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

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54. “You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin’. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back. You get divorced. Your wife can’t remember your last name. Your kids don’t want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself.” – John McClane

55. “The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear.” – Matthew Farrell

56. “Hundreds of thousands of people get killed by cars every year. That’s just like four more.” – John McClane

57. “You’re a Timex watch in a digital age.” – Thomas Gabriel

58. “I know I’m not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey… I’m still alive, ain’t I? I mean, you’ve got to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you’re still on hold with, “Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?” – John McClane

59. Matt Farrell: “You just killed a helicopter with a car!”

John McClane: “I was out of bullets.”

60. “Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don’t think she’s gonna be talkin’ to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.” – John McClane

5. A Good Day To Die Hard (2012)

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61. “The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” – John McClane

62. John McClane: “What’s with the ‘John’ shit? What happened to ‘dad?'”

Jack McClane: “That’s a good question.”

63. “I’m on fucking vacation.” – John McClane

64. John McClane: “You got a plan?”

Jack McClane:  Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing! Make it up as we go.”

65. “Me and my boy here, we’re gonna put a whuppin’ on ya!” – John McClane

66. Jack McClane: “Hey, lemme ask you something. Do you go looking for trouble, or does it always find you?”

John McClane: “You know, after all these years, I’m still asking myself the same question.”

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Mission: Impossible Movies Ranked https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/mission-impossible-movies/ Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=309022 …]]> For nearly three decades, the Mission: Impossible film franchise has been a pulse-pounding cinematic juggernaut, captivating audiences worldwide with its adrenaline-fueled action, daring stunts, and heart-stopping suspense. Ever since Tom Cruise first donned a fake mask playing secret agent Ethan Hunt in the 1996 original, the franchise has become synonymous with high-octane entertainment and has consistently pushed the boundaries of what’s physically and visually possible in the world of action cinema. With several installments under its belt, it’s time to embark on a thrilling cinematic journey as we rank the Mission: Impossible movies from worst to best.

In a world where massive movie franchises like Fast & Furious have well and truly jumped the shark, the Mission: Impossible series continues to churn out incredible action movies with death-defying stunts, intricate plots, exhilarating characters, and Tom Cruise risking life and limb to keep Hollywood alive.

While the first four films were helmed by different directors and find Cruise’s near indestructible Hunt tackling separate missions with a crew of returning characters, the last three films have contained plot threads that weave through each film and include callbacks to moments and characters from earlier movies. The reason for this is director Christopher McQuarrie, who along with Cruise and stunt coordinator Wade Eastwood, has helped turn Mission: Impossible into arguably the biggest action franchise of the past two decades.

The recent release of Mission: Impossible–Dead Reckoning Part One has seen the stakes raised to another level, with Cruise going all out for a motorcycle stunt that proves he might not be human after all. With a colorful cast of new and returning characters and a plot focused on AI, something that has been in the news of late, the movie is another incredible chapter in the long-running franchise that is on track to be one of the highest-grossing movies of this year.

With the seventh movie now out and the eighth currently in production, there is no time like the present to dive deep into the adrenaline-pumping franchise and rank the Mission: Impossible movies from worst to best. So buckle up and prepare to relive the most unforgettable moments, revisit iconic characters, and celebrate the franchise that has proven time and again that the impossible is just a stepping stone to greatness.

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7. Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

Having recently rewatched Mission: Impossible 2 in anticipation of the Dead Reckoning Part One, I have to say it’s not as bad as I remember. That doesn’t mean it’s good. This is a movie full of wild ideas and over-the-top stunts that lacks the charm of director John Woo’s previous American movies, particularly the box office smash Face/Off.

After the success of the first film, Cruise and co wanted to make each successive movie an action blockbuster helmed by a famous director that introduced a host of new characters to the franchise. Hong Kong legend Woo, responsible for the classic action movies The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, and Hard Boiled, was picked to take the director’s chair for Mission: Impossible 2.

What should have been a winning formula, with Woo’s spectacularly choreographed action set pieces and Cruise’s willingness to try anything (free climbing a mountain anyone?) is a messy movie about a genetically modified disease with less than impressive stunts.

While Cruise is decent and Thandie Newton as the love interest is serviceable, the action doesn’t live up to the hype. Dougray Scot’s villain, ex-MIF agent Sean Ambrose, is not as menacing as he would like you to believe, with Mission: Impossible 2 an underwhelming action movie that is easily the worst in the franchise. Good soundtrack though, with Metallica’s “I Disappear” and Limp Bizkit’s “Take a Look Around” the highlights.

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6. Mission: Impossible III (2006)

This used to be my favorite Mission: Impossible film for quite a while. The plot concerns something called the Rabbits Foot, which is just a handy MacGuffin for Ethan Hunt to find and deliver to arms dealer Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman), who is holding Hunt’s fiancee Julia Meade hostage. None of that really matters though, as Mission: Impossible III is a showcase for Hoffman who eats up every scene he is in as the evil Davian.

J. J. Abrams takes the director’s chair for this third installment, which at times feels like a big-budget version of his successful TV series Alias. While the action is great, this is the film in the franchise with the most character development. Shining a light on Hunt’s personal life and involving his partner is a step in a different direction but one that helped flesh out who Hunt really is. For the most part Mission: Impossible III works thanks to the visually arresting action, fast-cut editing, and Hoffman’s dynamic performance. But when compared to the more recent entries in the series, it lacks something.

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5. Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol (2011)

The fourth and fifth movies in the series are almost interchangeable and where they sit on your ranking of the movies will be a personal choice. For mine, Ghost Protocol is the lesser of the two. The film finds the MIF framed for bombing the Kremlin, with Hunt’s team on the run and disavowed by the American government as they race across the world to track down those really responsible.

Jeremy Renner makes his franchise debut (it was rumored he was set to take over from Cruise as the lead in the next film, but things didn’t turn out that way) alongside Paula Patton and the returning Simon Pegg’s computer expert Benji Dunn. The cast also includes great cameos from Michael Nyqvist, Léa Seydoux, and Anil Kapoor. along with the uncredited return of Ving Rhames as hacker Luthor Stickell.

The movie is best remembered for the Burj Khalifa stunt, with Cruise actually scaling the world-famous building in a stunt that really raises the action stakes. It’s probably still the most memorable moment of the entire franchise and signaled Crusie’s intent to risk his own life for the good of the movie.

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4. Mission: Impossibe — Rouge Nation (2015)

Ghost Protocol might have the most jaw-dropping stunt in the franchise, but Rogue Nation is the movie where Mission: Impossible truly found its groove as a modern action series masterpiece. Always envisaged as separate stories with neatly wrapped endings, Rouge Nation is the first movie with a story that continues in the next flick. Much of this can be attributed to director Christopher McQuarrie, who has become Tom Cruise’s modern-day muse.

The movie revolves around Ethan Hunt as he finds himself up against The Syndicate, an international terrorist group led by Solomon Lane (Sean Harris), an ex-MI6 agent intent on bringing down the world’s governments. When a list of all The Syndicate’s operatives goes missing, Hunt assembles his team to find the ledger and bring down Lane and his cronies.

Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, and Ving Rhames are all fantastic, but it’s the introduction of Rebecca Ferguson’s Ilsa Faust, an MI6 agent working undercover in The Syndicate, that breathes new life into the franchise. Ferguson is mesmerizing and gives the series a strong female lead whose Hunt’s equal while her real motivations are murky at the best of times.

It lacks the big stunt of Ghost Protocol (although Cruise does hang on to the side of a jet as it takes off, which is pretty impressive) but the introduction of The Syndicate and Ferguson gives Rogue Nation the edge over Ghost Protocol in the rankings.

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3. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One

This one might get some people’s panties in a knot, but the seventh film in the franchise is everything you want in a Mission: Impossible movie. The action is relentless, the stunts breathtaking, and the newcomers, most notably Hayley Attwell, Esai Morales, and Pom Klementieff, all have scene-stealing movements.

Having honed the Mission: Impossible formula, the movie centers around an AI that has become self-aware and determined to bring mankind to its end. James Cameron might have come up with this idea some three decades ago but it’s never been more relevant.

While not everyone will buy the plot, it’s hard not to enjoy everything that happens on-screen during the movie’s 163-minute runtime. From the well-staged airport pickpocket scene and edge-of-your-seat car chase through the streets of Rome to the final train sequence that includes Cruise riding a motorcycle off a cliff and landing on said moving train, Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One delivers action in spades and is another welcome addition to the franchise.

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2. Mission: Impossible — Fallout (2018)

The second longest-running movie in the franchise is also the second best. Mission: Impossible — Fallout is an action showcase featuring a destructive bathroom brawl, a wild HALO jump during a lightning strike, a frantic car chase through the streets of Paris, and a helicopter set finale that will leave you breathless and wanting more.

Despite capturing Soloman Lane, The Syndicate has reformed as the Apostles, another terrorist group who plan to set off three nuclear bombs to plunge the world into chaos. Once again Hunt and his team are blamed when they fail to retrieve three stolen plutonium cores and must overcome unassailable odds (and another mole inside the CIA) to prove their innocence and save the world. All in a day’s work for Ethan Hunt.

Universally praised by both critics and moviegoers, Mission Impossible — Fallout has some of the series’ best action scenes and introduced two fantastic new characters; Henry Cavill as August Walker, a CIA assassin sent to babysit Hunt, and Vanessa Kirby as Alanna Mitsopolis, a sultry arms dealer with some of the best dialogue in the film.

This is all killer and no filler and proves how dedicated Cruise is to the franchise, with the actor breaking his ankle while filming one stunt. As he explained on The Graham Norton Show; “I was chasing Henry [Cavill] and was meant to hit the side of the wall and pull myself over but the mistake was my foot hitting the wall,” he explained. “I knew instantly my ankle was broken and I really didn’t want to do it again so just got up and carried on with the take. I said, ‘It’s broken. That’s a wrap. Take me to hospital’ and then everyone got on the phone and made their vacation arrangements.” What a guy.

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1. Mission: Impossible (1996)

The original and still the best, Mission: Impossible is a brilliant thriller with an exceptional cast that adapts the successful 60s television series into a captivating action flick directed by the great Brian De Palma. It might not have the crazy stunts like recent releases but Mission: Impossible set the template for the series, especially the use of face masks that appear in all seven movies.

After a botched mission sees his team killed and the NOC list—a record of all the undercover operatives working for the CIA—stolen, Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is suspected of being a mole by IMF boss Eugene Kittridge (Henry Czerny). Once again on the run (a familiar theme), Hunt recruits several disavowed agents to help him recover the NOC list and prove his innocence.

Sure, Mission: Impossible isn’t as flashy as Fallout or Dead Reckoning, but it does give us the famous CIA break-and-enter scene and the Channel Tunnel train chase, along with an ensemble cast that includes Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Béart, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Vanessa Redgrave, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Emilio Estevez. It also helps to have De Palam behind the camera, with his tight directing only enhancing the film and turning it from a good thriller into a great thriller with plenty of twists and turns.

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74 Profound Warren Buffett Quotes for Success https://nextluxury.com/mens-lifestyle-advice/warren-buffett-quotes/ Mon, 31 Jul 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=308946 …]]> In the dynamic and ever-changing world of finance and investment, few names hold as much reverence and admiration as Warren Buffett. Often hailed as the “Oracle of Omaha,” Buffett’s unparalleled success as arguably the greatest investor to have ever lived has not only made him one of the wealthiest individuals in the world but also a beacon of inspiration for aspiring investors and entrepreneurs alike. However, beyond his vast fortune lies a treasure trove of wisdom encapsulated in the form of Warren Buffett quotes, which continue to resonate and guide individuals across various domains.

In this article, we embark on a captivating journey through the profound insights and timeless wisdom distilled within Mr Buffett’s quotes. Delving deep into the Berkshire Hathaway founder’s thoughts on investing, business, life, and success, we aim to uncover the essence of his principles and unravel the secrets that have driven his extraordinary accomplishments.

Warren Buffett’s quotes are not merely snippets of financial advice; they are profound reflections of a mindset that has been honed through decades of experience, learning, and relentless curiosity. Embodying simplicity and clarity, his words offer a glimpse into the brilliance of a man who revolutionized the world of investing by adhering to fundamental principles.

As we traverse through the carefully chosen collection of Warren Buffett’s quotes, we discover how he approaches risk, value, opportunity, and what it takes to become a successful investor. His emphasis on long-term thinking, patience, and diligence forms the bedrock of his investment philosophy, challenging conventional wisdom and offering a unique perspective on wealth creation and preservation.

Beyond the realm of finance, Buffett’s quotes have transcended their original context to become guiding beacons in diverse spheres of life. From leadership and decision-making to the pursuit of knowledge and personal growth, his timeless wisdom imparts valuable life lessons that have the potential to transform one’s outlook on success and happiness. We can glean a deeper understanding of the man behind the quotes and draw inspiration from the resilience and adaptability he has demonstrated throughout his illustrious career. He might not be the richest man in the world but Buffett has amassed a fortune that is almost unequaled.

Join us as we dive into the world of Warren Buffett’s quotes, analyzing their meanings, implications, and applications. Whether you are a seasoned investor, a business leader, a real estate mogul, or an individual seeking profound wisdom, this exploration promises to offer invaluable insights that stand the test of time. So, buckle up, as we embark on an enlightening journey through the mind of one of the most extraordinary visionaries the world has ever known.

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  1. “Rule No. 1 is never lose money. Rule No. 2 is never forget Rule No. 1.”
  2. “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.”
  3. “Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”
  4. “American magic has always prevailed, and it will do so again.”
  5. “Fear is the most contagious disease you can imagine. It makes the virus look like a piker.”
  6. “If you aren’t willing to own a stock for ten years, don’t even think about owning it for ten minutes.”
  7. “You’ve got to understand accounting. You’ve got to. That’s got to be like a language to you,”
  8. “It’s far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.”
  9. “[Our] favorite holding period is forever. We are just the opposite of those who hurry to sell and book profits when companies perform well but who tenaciously hang on to businesses that disappoint. [American investor] Peter Lynch aptly likens such behavior to cutting the flowers and watering the weeds.”
  10. “The most important investment you can make is in yourself.”
  11. “A simple rule dictates my buying: Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful.”
  12. “The worst sort of business is one that grows rapidly, requires significant capital to engender the growth, and then earns little or no money.”
  13. “Lose money for the firm, and I will be understanding; lose a shred of reputation for the firm, and I will be ruthless.”
  14. “You cannot make a good deal with a bad person.”
  15. “It’s never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but it’s not always a smooth ride.”
  16. “The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect.”
  17. “Remember that the stock market is a manic depressive.”
  18. “Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.”
  19. “The important thing is to know what you know and know what you don’t know.”
  20. “Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.”
  21. “Never invest in a business you cannot understand.”
  22. “Risk comes from not knowing what you are doing.”
  23. “The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.”
  24. “Uncertainty actually is the friend of the buyer of long-term values.”
  25. “As in the case with marriage, business acquisitions often deliver surprise after the “I do’s.'”
  26. “The most important quality for an investor is temperament, not intellect. You need a temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd or against the crowd.”
  27. “Never depend on a single income. Make an investment to create a second source.”
  28. “Beware the investment activity that produces applause; the great moves are usually greeted by yawns.”
  29. “I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.”
  30. “If returns are going to be 7 or 8 percent and you’re paying 1 percent for fees, that makes an enormous difference in how much money you’re going to have in retirement.”
  31. “No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time. You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”
  32. “Today people who hold cash equivalents feel comfortable. They shouldn’t. They have opted for a terrible long-term asset, one that pays virtually nothing and is certain to depreciate in value.”
  33. “In my view, for most people, the best thing is to do is owning the S&P 500 index fund. There are huge amounts of money people pay for advice they really don’t need.”
  34. “Every decade or so, dark clouds will fill the economic skies, and they will briefly rain gold.”
  35. “We never want to count on the kindness of strangers in order to meet tomorrow’s obligations. When forced to choose, I will not trade even a night’s sleep for the chance of extra profits.”
  36. “In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.”
  37. “Don’t pass up something that’s attractive today because you think you will find something better tomorrow.”
  38. “The sillier the market’s behavior, the greater the opportunity for the businesslike investor.”
  39. “Forecasts may tell you a great deal about the forecaster; they tell you nothing about the future.”
  40. “You only learn who has been swimming naked when the tide goes out.”
  41. “When trillions of dollars are managed by Wall Streeters charging high fees, it will usually be the managers who reap outsized profits, not the clients.”
  42. “Time is the friend of the wonderful company, the enemy of the mediocre.”
  43. “When seeking directors, CEOs don’t look for pit bulls. It’s the cocker spaniel that gets taken home.”
  44. “The best chance to deploy capital is when things are going down.”
  45. “I have every possession I want. I have a lot of friends who have a lot more possessions. But in some cases, I feel the possession possesses them, rather than the other way around.”
  46. “The key to investing is not assessing how much an industry is going to affect society, or how much it will grow, but rather determining the competitive advantage of any given company and, above all, the durability of that advantage.”
  47. “On the margin of safety, which means, don’t try and drive a 9,800-pound truck over a bridge that says it’s, you know, capacity: 10,000 pounds. But go down the road a little bit and find one that says, capacity: 15,000 pounds.”
  48. “The best way to think about investments is to be in a room with no one else and to just think. If that doesn’t work, nothing else is going to work.”
  49. “Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.”
  50. “The three most important words in investing are margin of safety.”
  51. “What we do is not beyond anyone else’s competence. I feel the same way about managing that I do about investing: It’s just not necessary to do extraordinary things to get extraordinary results.”
  52. “All there is to investing is picking good stocks at good times and staying with them as long as they remain good companies.”
  53. “There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult.”
  54. “I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.”
  55. “Time is the friend of the wonderful company, the enemy of the mediocre.”
  56. “Calling someone who trades actively in the market an investor is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a romantic.”
  57. “Market fluctuations are your friend, not enemy”
  58. “The investor of today does not profit from yesterday’s growth” 
  59. “Do not take yearly results too seriously. Instead, focus on four or five-year averages.”
  60. “Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, ‘Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.'”
  61. “Over the long term, the stock market news will be good. In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen or so recessions and financial panics; oil shocks; a fly epidemic; and the resignation of a disgraced president. Yet the Dow rose from 66 to 11,497.”
  62. “Success in investing doesn’t correlate with IQ … what you need is the temperament to control the urges that get other people into trouble in investing.”
  63. “I call investing the greatest business in the world … because you never have to swing. You stand at the plate, the pitcher throws you General Motors at 47! U.S. Steel at 39! and nobody calls a strike on you. There’s no penalty except opportunity lost. All day you wait for the pitch you like; then when the fielders are asleep, you step up and hit it.”
  64. “There is nothing wrong with a ‘know nothing’ investor who realizes it. The problem is when you are a ‘know nothing’ investor but you think you know something.”
  65. “Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble.”
  66. “Most people get interested in stocks when everyone else is. The time to get interested is when no one else is. You can’t buy what is popular and do well.”
  67. “You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don’t do too many things wrong.”
  68. “Keep things simple and don’t swing for the fences. When promised quick profits, respond with a quick ‘no.'”
  69. “You don’t need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beats the guy with 130 IQ.”
  70. “Half of all coin-flippers will win their first toss; none of those winners has an expectation of profit if he continues to play the game.”
  71. “A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse—not a remarkable mathematician.”
  72. “If past history was all that is needed to play the game of money, the richest people would be librarians.”
  73. “Long ago, Ben Graham taught me that ‘Price is what you pay; value is what you get.’ Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.”
  74. “Money is not everything. Make sure you earn a lot before speaking such nonsense.”
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124 Famous Movie Quotes https://nextluxury.com/entertainment/famous-movie-quotes/ Fri, 28 Jul 2023 19:00:00 +0000 https://nextluxury.com/?p=307733 …]]> Movie quotes have a remarkable ability to transcend the silver screen and become ingrained in popular culture. These memorable lines have a way of capturing our imagination, evoking laughter and tears, and sometimes even inspiring us to change our lives. Many have even been acknowledged by the American Film Institute which has its own list of the 100 most impactful movie quotes of all time. Whether they are delivered with dramatic flair, comedic timing, or raw emotion, the most famous movie quotes have an enduring impact that sets them apart.

What makes these quotes stand out? Firstly, it’s their ability to encapsulate a complex emotion or idea in just a few words. From Arnold Schwarzenegger’s iconic “I’ll be back” to “May the Force be with you,” these concise yet powerful phrases become instantly recognizable and representative of the entire film. They become part of our shared vocabulary and can be quoted and referenced in everyday conversations, long after the movie’s release.

Another factor that makes these quotes remarkable is their ability to capture a universal truth or experience. They resonate with audiences because they tap into something fundamental about the human condition. For example, who can forget the iconic line uttered by Humphrey Bogart in the classic Casablanca, “Here’s looking at you, kid?” It captures the bittersweet nostalgia of lost love and the enduring power of memories.

Moreover, memorable movie quotes often arise from exceptional performances by talented actors. When a line is delivered with perfect timing, emotion, or intensity, it elevates the impact of the words and embeds them in our collective consciousness. Think of Marlon Brando’s iconic line, “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” from The Godfather. Brando’s delivery and the character’s underlying power make the quote chilling and unforgettable.

Lastly, the context in which a quote is spoken can also contribute to its fame. Some quotes become iconic because they mark pivotal moments in a film, adding weight and significance to the dialogue. Whether it’s Darth Vader’s “I am your father” revelation in Star Wars: A New Hope or the memorable “You can’t handle the truth!” outburst from Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, these quotes become memorable due to the impact they have on the narrative.

In conclusion, the most famous movie quotes have a magical quality that allows them to transcend their original context and become cultural touchstones. They encapsulate emotions, convey universal truths, and are delivered by talented actors at key moments. These quotes become ingrained in our collective memory and serve as a lasting testament to the power of cinema to inspire, entertain, and move us.

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  1. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!” – Gone With the Wind (1939)
  2. “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
  3. “Don’t forget: I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – Notting Hill (1999)
  4. “Why so serious?” – The Dark Knight (2008)
  5. “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather (1972)
  6. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” – Dead Poets Society (1989)
  7. “You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” – On the Water Front (1954)
  8. “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator (1984)
  9. “As if!” – Clueless (1995)
  10. “Go ahead, make my day.” – Sudden Impact (1983)
  11. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” – Die Hard (1998)
  12. “Elementary, my dear Watson.” – The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)
  13. “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  14. “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.” – Dirty Dancing (1987)
  15. “Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)
  16. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Casablanca (1942)
  17. “Bye Felicia.” – Friday (1995)
  18. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws (1975)
  19. “I got a Stage 5 clinger.” – Wedding Crashers (2005)
  20. “I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!” – Snakes on a Plane (2006)
  21. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump (1994)
  22. “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!” – Step Brothers (2008)
  23. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” – The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  24. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?” – Dirty Harry (1971)
  25. “I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters; not the mortgage, not the store, not my team, and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.” – The Fast and the Furious (2001)
  26. “You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire (1996)
  27. “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.” – Wall Street (1987)
  28. “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” – Psycho (1960)
  29. “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke (1967)
  30. “I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense (1999)
  31. “When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming.” – Finding Nemo (2003)
  32. “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.” – Babe (1995)
  33. “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.” – Sunset Boulevard (1950)
  34. “Houston, we have a problem.” – Apollo 13 (1995)
  35. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather Part II (1974)
  36. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?” – Dumb & Dumber (1994)
  37. “King Kong ain’t got shit on me!” – Training Day (2001)
  38. “My previous.” – The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (2002)
  39. “You talking to me?” – Taxi Driver (1976)
  40. “I drink your milkshake.” – There Will Be Blood (2007)
  41. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.” – Mean Girls (2004)
  42. “Say hello to my little friend.” – Scarface (1983)
  43. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” – Apocalypse Now (1979)
  44. “If you build it, he will come.” – Field of Dreams (1989)
  45. “All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.” – Blade Runner (1982)
  46. “Here’s Johnny!” – The Shining (1980)
  47. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” – The Graduate (1967)
  48. “Hasta la vista, baby.” – Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
  49. “E.T. phone home.” – E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
  50. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” – Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
  51. ” What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke (1967)
  52. “It wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.” – King Kong (1933)
  53. “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” – Planet of the Apes (1968)
  54. “There’s no crying in baseball!” – A League of Their Own (1992)
  55. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” – Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  56. “The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.” – Fight Club (1999)
  57. “You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men (1992)
  58. “They’re here.” – Poltergeist (1982)
  59. “They call me Mister Tibbs!” – In the Heat of the Night (1967)
  60. “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” – The Social Network (2010)
  61. “Bond. James Bond.” – Dr. No (1963)
  62. “It’s alive!” – Frankenstein (1931)
  63. “Yo, Adrian!” – Rocky (1976)
  64. “I am Iron Man.” – Iron Man (2008)
  65. “Get away from her, you bitch!” – Aliens (1986)
  66. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” – Some Like It Hot (1959)
  67. “I’m walking here! I’m walking here!” – Midnight Cowboy (1969)
  68. “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.” – Chinatown (1974)
  69. “I’ll have what she’s having.” – When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
  70. “Attica! Attica!” – Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
  71. “Snap out of it!” – Moonstruck (1987)
  72. “The stuff that dreams are made of.” – The Maltese Falcon (1941)
  73. “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
  74. “Rosebud.” – Citizen Kane (1941)
  75. “This one time at band camp…” – American Pie (1999)
  76. “Hail to the king, baby.” – Army of Darkness (1992)
  77. “Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
  78. “I feel the need – the need for speed!” – Top Gun (1986)
  79. “Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!” – Caddyshack (1980)
  80. “Life finds a way.” – Jurassic Park (1993)
  81. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” – Casablanca (1942)
  82. “You gotta be fuckin’ kidding.” – The Thing (1982)
  83. “With great power, comes great responsibility.” – Spider-Man (2002)
  84. “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – The Dark Knight (2008)
  85. “Alright, alright, alright.” – Dazed and Confused (1993)
  86. “To infinity and beyond!” – Toy Story (1995)
  87. “You shall not pass!” – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
  88. “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” – Back to the Future (1985)
  89. “Look at me. Look at me. I’m the captain now.” – Captain Phillips (2013)
  90. “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” – Braveheart (1995)
  91. “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire (1996)
  92. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – Home Alone (1990)
  93. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” – Airplane (1980)
  94. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls.” – The Sandlot (1993)
  95. “If it bleeds we can kill it.” – Predator (1987)
  96. “There’s no place like home.” – The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  97. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1983)
  98. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” – The Princess Bride (1983)
  99. “Some people are worth melting for.” – Frozen (2013)
  100. “Game over.” – Saw (2004)
  101. “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridias, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” – Gladiator (2000)
  102. “Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’… That’s goddamn right.” – The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
  103. “Do or do not. There is no try.” – Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  104. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” – The Godfather (1972)
  105.  “Vegas, baby. Vegas.” – Swingers (1996)
  106. “Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part.” – Se7en (1995)
  107. “The dude abides.” – The Big Lebowski (1998)
  108. “Who you gonna call? – Ghostbusters (1984)
  109. “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” – Goodfellas (1990)
  110. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – Casablanca (1942)
  111. “I am Groot.” – Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
  112. “Son of a bitch stole my line.” – Good Will Hunting (1997)
  113. “I felt it. It was perfect.” – Black Swan (2010)
  114. “I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.” – Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  115. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane! (1980)
  116. “Wax on, wax off.” The Karate Kid (1984)
  117. “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” – The Usual Suspects (1995)
  118. “Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.” – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
  119. “Stella! Hey, Stella!” – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
  120. “Is it safe?” – Marathon Man (1976)
  121. “Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?” – Child’s Play (1988)
  122. “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” – Batman Begins (2005)
  123. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” – Network (1976)
  124. “If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.” – Taken (2008)
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